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Oktoberfest FAQ

by Mark Zanzig
Updated May 18, 2012

As I write this, it is mid May. Spring has come early to Munich this year, and the next Oktoberfest is just four months away: it will be opened on September 22, 2012 by Christian Ude, the Lord Mayor of Munich.

So I would like to take the opportunity to give you the hands-on no-frills answers to the most frequently asked questions concerning the original Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. These 38 answers should prepare you for the festival.

 

 

1. Where does the Oktoberfest happen?

The Oktoberfest is taking place in Munich, Germany, on the famous Theresienwiese. You can see a satellite photo on Google Maps, probably shot end July: the beer tents are already present, while the fun rides and souvenir shops are still missing. If you want to see an overview of the big tents, please scroll down to the end of this page.

The Theresienwiese (aka Festwiese) is not a closed-off area. Basically it can be accessed from anywhere. But it is not practical to access it from anywhere, because there are greens and gentle hills, especially at the western side of the fest! (See also question 9.)

 

Theresienwiese during Oktoberfest
Mark Zanzig/www.zanzig.com

 

2. When does the Oktoberfest happen?

The Oktoberfest begins in September, usually on the second last weekend, and it lasts for at least 16 days, ending on the first Sunday in October or on October 3 (Day of German Unity), whatever is later. So, in "good years" the Fest will be extended to catch the 3rd October which is a bank holiday. This will happen in 2016 again. The next dates are:

  • 2012: September 22 - October 7
  • 2013: September 21 - October 6
  • 2014: September 20 - October 5
  • 2015: September 19 - October 4
  • 2016: September 17 - October 3
We can already predict the traffic patterns for 2012. This year, the day of German Unity takes place in the middle of the second week, so additional traffic is to be expected around this day. This chart may help you to make your decision when to visit the fest:

When to go to Oktoberfest 2012
Expected traffic for Oktoberfest 2012 (after 4 pm)

The chart above is valid just for fine weather (dry, warm). Any bad weather conditions (i.e. rain or low temperatures) will significantly impact the availability of free seats in the tents, usually so much that most tents will be closed early for admission (red), even on days marked green above. Also please note that on days marked red above, the morning and noon sessions will also be very crowded.

 

3. Do they charge an entry fee to the festival?

No. The entrance to the festival and to the beer tents is free of charge, and all visitors, German or not, are welcome. Sitting down at a table in a tent is free as well. However, please be prepared to pay for everything you are going to consume - drinks, food, souvenirs, and so on.

Please note that they just accept cash in the tents, except when you have vouchers for food and drinks (see question 24).

 

4. Is it allowed to bring your own drinks or food to a tent?

No. Please purchase your drinks and food in the tent. But it's unlikely that anyone is going to say something about the half-empty bottle of water that you have been carrying around all day while visiting the city, or about the small smelly sandwich in your backpack. But if you intend to drink/eat your own stuff within the tent, keep an eye on the waitresses, waiters, and security guys, because officially it is not allowed to bring your own food or drinks.

 

5. How much money should I set aside for an evening at the festival?

A typical evening for one person in 2011 was:

  • 2 beers, or similar drinks @ 9.50 Euro = 19.00 Euro
  • 1 chicken, or similar food @ 10.00 Euro = 10.00 Euro
  • 1 Brez'n, or similar food @ 4.20 Euro = 4.20 Euro
  • 2 trips on public transport @ 2.30 Euro = 4.60 Euro
So, for 2012 you should plan for 40 Euro (better: 50 Euro) cash per person per night at the fest, plus the fees for the funrides and souvenirs. Of course, your mileage may vary. You can save on food and public transport (when the hotel is close to the fest).

Who said that the Oktoberfest is cheap? ;-)

 

6. What would be good recommendations for lodging? When should I book my hotel room?

Oktoberfest is the busiest time for hotels in Munich, so it is a good idea to inquire long before the fest, i.e. as soon as you know your trip dates. Be prepared to see higher prices than usual, and don't be surprised to be asked to pay in advance. Hotels have no problems to sell off their rooms for Oktoberfest, so they can afford to just demand the pre-payment.

If you are thinking of a short-notice trip and reservation - in our experience the hotel room situation really tightens end of August. All of a sudden, hotels report just one or two free rooms, if any, during the weekdays, and the prices tend to increase the closer the fest actually gets. So it is a good idea to book your room as early as possible.

As for the area, I'd suggest to go for a hotel that is close to main central station ("Hauptbahnhof"). This allows you to conveniently walk to the festival and back (if you can still walk, that is!). The city and the region can be easily explored from here by train. Also, trains to the airport stop here. I would go for hotels with a 3-star-rating or better, but that really depends on your budget and requirements. For your convenience, I list a couple of good hotels below.

Booking.com offers a good selection of hotels in Munich. They also offer a number of hotels close to the main central station. Their online service lists available rooms in real-time, which is very handy when you are planning your trip on short notice.

Here is a selection of popular hotels within walking distance to the fest:

And here are some of the finest hotels in Munich:

 

7. Should I fly to Frankfurt or Munich?

Munich has a big airport with plenty of direct connections to destinations across the world. It is well connected to the town center by public train or airport bus shuttle, so I'd book a flight to Munich (MUC). When you can find a direct flight, it's certainly more convenient than a connecting flight via Frankfurt (FRA), but that probably depends on your budget, and the flights available. (I think it does not really make sense to book a flight to FRA and then go by train to Munich.)

 

8. We will be arriving in a motor home and were wondering where to park/stay?

As you can imagine, you can just about forget to park/stay anywhere in the immediate surroundings of the Oktoberfest area.

But for the fest there will be two special areas where you can stay with motor homes and caravans. These would be your first choice:

  • Messe Riem
    Next to the fairgrounds, you have a fully equipped camping lot for about 1,000 motor homes. You get there via motorway A99 until crossing Munich-East ("Kreuz München Ost") and then on the A94 to exit "Feldkirchen West". When you approach Munich, just follow the signs for fairgrounds "Messe/ICM". Using the subway you get easily to the fest. The ride will take 20-30 minutes. To check for availability, please call (089) 94 92 89 44.

  • Siegenburger Strasse
    This area provides space for about 250 motor homes. It is close to the fest, so you can take a taxi or even walk from there. To check for availability, please call (089) 547 06 70.

In addition to these special areas for motor homes and caravans, Munich offers a couple of camping lots. The first one (Thalkirchen) is most popular camping lot during the fest, because it is easy to get to the fest and back. So expect lots of Aussies, Kiwis, and Canadians there. Unfortunately, it is not too big, so you need a bit of luck to actually stay there. The other camping lots provide more space and are located not directly at the city center.

 

MVV suburban train in Munich
The MVV, Munich's public transport system, will bring you safely
to the fest, and also back home again
Mark Zanzig/www.zanzig.com

 

9. How do I get to the festival? Should I use a car, or public transport?

First of all, forget about getting there by car (taxi is OK, but be prepared for traffic jams close to the fest). You won't be able to find a parking lot, and it makes no sense to park in the restricted zones surrounding the Theresienwiese - your car will be towed away! Also, keep in mind that you might want a beer or two, so you should better not drive afterwards.

Thus, I recommend to go to the fest by public transport, run by the MVG. There are basically two options to get there: either by suburban train ("S-Bahn"), or by underground ("U-Bahn"). The nearest S-Bahn station is Hackerbrücke. All suburban lines stop there. From there, it's a ten minute walk to the northern main entrance portal. If you decide to use the underground train, you can use either the Theresienwiese station (lines U4 and U5), which will bring you directly to the northern entrance of the fest. Because of this, this station is often packed with people, so you might consider alternatives. For example, you can use the underground stations Goetheplatz or Poccistraße (both served by U3 and U6), from there it's an easy ten minute walk to the eastern/southern entrance of the fest. Please see the map at the end of the page for a rough overview.

If you are not sure where to go once the train stops, just follow the stream of people. They know how to get to the fest.

 

10. I plan on going with my teenagers. Is there an age limit for getting in?

Bring your kids. The locals bring even their small children (all dressed up in nice Tracht'n) to the fest to enjoy an exciting afternoon at the fest. For younger kids, the fun rides are the real attraction and certainly more entertaining than the beer drinking.

For obvious reasons, young kids or teenagers stay rarely in the evening. However, if they are 16 years or older, there is no problem at all. The German law prohibits to serve strong alcohol to them (beer is OK).

And here are the rules and regulations for all ages:

 

11. How often should I go to the festival? How long should I stay in Munich?

Obviously, you should go at least once. (If you come to Munich during Oktoberfest but don't visit the festival - well, that's a bit dumb, right?) But how many visits can one endure? Three, five, ten? Let's see...

It's a good Munich tradition to go at least three times to the fest - once with your family, once with your friends, and once with your colleagues. At least, this was true until companies decided that they won't pay for the visit to the festival any more. Consequently, many people don't go to the fest with their colleagues any longer.

For visitors, my recommendation is to aim for two, maybe three visits, ideally distributed over a full week. Take your time to recover! Remember that Munich and Bavaria offer plenty of beautiful places to visit (see question 37), so you won't get bored when not attending the fest one night.

As a side note - in 2008 I've been to the festival seven times. And this was clearly too often. At some point you just don't like the songs any longer, you don't like the hard benches any longer, and you may not even like the beer any longer. (In 2009 and 2010, I went just three times, and it was much better!)

 

12. Where can we buy second hand Lederhosen?

eBay is probably the best place to look for second hand Lederhos'n (leather trousers) if you are still at home. When you are already in Munich, you will find several (outlet) stores selling Trachten (i.e. Lederhosen, Dirndl, and so on). These are new, but you probably will be happy with these, too, as a used Tracht is not so much cheaper than a new one, so why not go with a new one? (Read more about what to wear to Oktoberfest.)

 

Hacker-Pschorr Tent at Oktoberfest
Mark Zanzig

Hacker-Pschorr Tent at Oktoberfest
Mark Zanzig

 

13. Which tent is a "must do"?

All the tents have their own mood, so they are all unique in a way. You should try to see them all. But the Oktoberfest is quite popular with locals and tourists, so the real question is - "where do I get a place?" Especially on weekends, the fest gets really crowded, and you can consider yourself lucky to get a seat or table without reservation. On rainy or cold days it is even worse. So if you get a seat, we suggest to stay in that tent for as long as possible. Chances are high that you won't get into other tents, or if you do, you won't get any seats.

Typically the people spread across all tents evenly, so you can take your current tent as indicator for the other tents. If there is still a lot of spare room in your tent, the other tents will have room, too. And vice versa.

Now, if you have a choice, I recommend the Hacker-Pschorr tent (see photos above), the Schützenfesthalle, and the Schottenhamel. But these are just my personal favorites.

In the end, the best tent is the tent where you get in, get a table, and have a nice and peaceful day/evening.

 

14. How do I get reservations for the ... tent?

The good news is: if you are just two or three people, you probably do not need a reservation at all. Just try to get into a tent, then wait patiently (which is difficult, I know) until people get up and leave. Then snatch that space. Try to not hit the other people trying to do the same. :-)

The bad news is: even if you wanted to get a formal reservation, it would be next to impossible. Some tents start to give out reservations as early as February every year, and they are typically serving the German/Munich companies and groups first. You always can inquire with the tents directly (recommended), but do not have too high hopes. In case you want to try your luck, we have put together a page with all contact information for the big tents.

And by the way, if you are staying in one of the premium hotels (five stars), it is a good idea to inquire for a table with their reservation department or guest relations. Often these hotels do have tables reserved for their guests. While you will be charged for food and drinks, you at least do have a reservation!

Now, if you are really desperate, you will find services who re-sell tables and reservations through eBay. Be warned: often these are dramatically over-priced and inofficial. So you might be denied access to the tent if you purchased your reservation through a shady company.

Shady or not, you should never pay more than two beers and one chicken per person. Using 2009 prices, this would be around 30 Euro per person, including the vouchers. Always remember: there is NO entry fee for the fest! If they try to charge you more than two beer and a chicken, I'd definitely recommend to stay away from the "offer", unless they can tell you exactly why they are so expensive. For example, one reason may be that there is more/better food included, or more beer vouchers. But you should not pay, say, 95 Euros per person with one beer and one chicken included. (I know, I know. It is tempting to go for this when you are from overseas and this is your only stay to Oktoberfest in your life, but still: rather spend the money at the Hofbräuhaus in the town center than give it to scammers.)

 

15. I have tried reserving the ... tent but they say they only start giving out reservations in May. Are they trying to fob me off?

No, this is not unusual.

Each tent has its own reservation policy (see previous answer). Some tents begin as early as February, others begin only in May. You have to get on their "waiting list", and then keep fingers crossed. You see, the tents serve their existing customers first, i.e. those who attended in prior years. And then, if tables are "left over", these will be filled from the "waiting list". This procedure is basically the same for all the tents.

It is a good idea to inquire with ALL tents and just see what happens. At the end, you have to fork over the money beforehand; otherwise you won't get the reservation, the access cards (if necessary) and the beer and food vouchers. So no harm is done to anyone if you get preliminary reservation confirmations for more than one tent (but don't pay them). Always remember: ONLY your timely payment will fix the respective reservations.

 

Closed tent at Oktoberfest
Mark Zanzig/zettpress

 

16. How can I get into a tent when it is already closed? Do I really need a tent pass?

Sometimes you will find a tent closed during the day ("Wegen Überfüllung vorübergehend geschlossen!") because it's already too full. This happens frequently during weekends and public holidays, and on cold or rainy days. In this case you will need either a reservation, or a good portion of luck. If you have a reservation (or know someone who has), then go to the entrance for reservations of the respective tent. This is usually somewhere in the back of the tent. In former times it was sufficient to just say the name of the person with the reservation, but these days you usually need an official entrance ticket (tent pass) to get into that tent. If your contact is already in, you will want to call him or her to check whether he/she can get you in. But without an official booking it's tough.

By the way, you can avoid closed tents by coming early to the festival. If you come in the morning (on weekends), or in the early afternoon (on weekdays), you should be able to get in without problems. It's a very good idea to look for tables that do not have a reservation, so you can stay all day long to the very end.

 

17. Is it a lot easier to get into the morning session rather than the afternoon? Could we stay for both sittings?

During the week (Monday-Friday) it is no problem to get into the morning/noon sessions (except for bank holidays). No problem at all. But all the activity begins only in the early afternoon, i.e. at around 3 pm. So you may get in in the morning, you may get a table, you may get drunk, but will it be fun? ;-)

Even if you get a table during the day, the table is likely to be reserved for the evening session which begins between 4 pm and 6 pm. It is very unlikely that you can stay at that table. One option is to ask upon entering specifially for the tables that are not reserved. You can stay at these tables as long as you wish. Each tent has them, but they are very limited.

On weekends it is very difficult to get in AT ALL, let alone to find space that is free or not reserved. Typically they let only folks in who have reservations, so you can imagine that there will be problems, especially if you arrive in bigger groups, say 6 people or more. Having said that, it's not impossible to get in, but it is very unlikely. It depends on many factors to get in (weather, staff mood, luck). And once in the tent, it depends on YOU to find a place that is not reserved. But honestly - more than six people on a Saturday without reservation is next to impossible.

 

18. I have table reservations for 10 people. Can I bring more people?

It depends. Officially you are not allowed to bring more people than you have reservations for. For the evening sessions and the weekend sessions, the tents hand out wrist bands or access cards that indicate the day and the session of your reservation, and for 10 people they hand out 10 wrist bands/access cards. Typically, they only let in people with the wrist bands/access cards, no matter what. So anyone unable to present a wrist band/access card will have a hard time waiting at the entrance while you already enjoy your beer.

On weekdays, however, it is usually not that difficult, especially when the tents are still "open" (i.e. when the weather is good). Then the additional folks can just enter the tent through one of the entrances, find your table and join the fun. Unless it is totally packed, they will find some space to order their beer and food. As seat around you become available, try to occupy those seats. (But don't try to defend them if people with a valid reservation show up!)

 

19. Is the 3rd October a bank holiday, and how will this affect finding space in the tents?

Yes, 3rd October is a bank holiday every year (it's the day of German unity), and all the "weekend rules" do apply. Even more so when the 3rd October is a Friday that attracts additional tourists to the town for the long weekend.

Sometimes the 3rd October is the last day of Oktoberfest. The fest is then extended to Monday or Tuesday, effectively adding one or two days to the fest. In those years, the fest sees more visitors during the day of the 3rd October, but as it is the last day, the people still leave early. Thus, it's typically not a problem to get seats in the late afternoon and evening. Then again, it's not that much fun, because all the waitresses and waiters are really exhausted and want the fest to be over.

 

Reserved Table at Oktoberfest
Mark Zanzig/zettpress

 

20. Is there an easy way to distinguish reserved tables from the other ones?

Yes. They put up signs saying Reservierung or Reserviert at the end of each table, along with the time, name, and number of people for that reservation. Usually the reservation is void if the announced number of people have not shown up 30 minutes after the reserved time, but it depends on the tent and the staff. If really noone shows up, you can occupy the space and start the fun. Should the group appear later, they basically have no rights to claim that space. The waitresses will usually be on your side (as you are generating revenue and the other guys don't). But keep in mind that a peaceful co-existence should be possible between the two parties, i.e. if there is room, just let them sneak in, have a beer and a nice chat.

 

21. When asking if a seat is available, should I do it in English or German?

A polite question in German is always welcome and a good ice-breaker (especially with the Germans), but a polite question in English is also OK. The keyword is polite here. If you are rude or appear too drunk, then you will almost always get a "no" as reply. Also, please do accept a "no" as there is really no point in arguing whether there is space left at a table or not.

Oh, and here is what you might say in German: "Entschuldigung, ist hier wohl noch ein Platz frei fur mich und meine Freunde?" ("Excuse me, but is there room for me and my friends here?")

 

22. Are there any tents that are more friendly than others?

No. Each tent has its own character and caters to a different crowd, but they are all more or less friendly. You might find that the smaller tents are slightly more friendly, as there is less traffic, less noise, and less drunkyards.

 

23. How much tip is common?

Tricky. If you've got reservations and vouchers, the tip is sometimes included. In this case you do not need to give extra tip, or just if you think the service was extraordinary. If tip is not included, the waitress will tell you what the tip is. In fact, it's not really a tip - it's more like a service fee. It should be not more than 10 to 15%. And yes, giving a bit of extra tip will ensure that the waitress will always serve you in time and in quality. :-)

 

24. I've heard about beer and food vouchers. What do I need to know?

The tent owners typically give out reservations for tables and seats only in exchange for guaranteed minimum consumption. After all, they want to sell food and beers. The typical minimum is two beers and one grilled chicken, per person, with a minimum of ten people sharing the table. In other words: in order to get a reservation, you will need to buy at least 20 beers and 10 chicken (a value of about 265 Euro).

Now, the tent owners learned over the years that it is a good idea to sell the beers and food in advance, i.e. when the table is reserved. This ensures that the number of people announced for a reservation will also show up. (And should they not show up, heck, the tent owner does not care - he's sold the beers already.)

In exchange for your money, you will receive nice looking vouchers for food and beer. Below you see an example of a chicken voucher from the Hacker Festzelt. Each tent has its own vouchers, and the design varies every year (obviously).

In the tent, you order your beer or food, and you hand over the vouchers to the waitress when she delivers the goods. In some tents the tip is already included in the voucher. Then you have a dedicated part of the voucher just for the tip, just like the example below. In this case, you do not have to pay additional tip (but it's nice if you do it anyway). If the tip is not included in the voucher, you will have to tip the waitress with cash, even if you have a voucher for the beer or food.

The vouchers are valid throughout the Oktoberfest in the respective tent. Please note that they do not qualify as entry pass, though. If you happen to stay a few more days in Munich, you usually can pay in the tent owners restaurant using some of the vouchers for a limited time (typically until the end of October). You'll need to enquire with the tent to get the full details.

 


Oktoberfest voucher for grilled chicken with tip included.
Mark Zanzig/zettpress

Funny Oktoberfest Hats
Mark Zanzig/zettpress

 

25. Are there any general etiquette tips?

Let's see.

  • Most importantly, don't be rude, especially not to the girls. This can get you faster out of a tent than you can say "hello". So, you should know your limits and (try to) not drink too much.
  • Be early at the fest (best before 4 pm) to catch a nice place.
  • If you have a reservation, be sharply on time.
  • Do not dance on the tables. Never ever. This is a hard rule. You may dance on the benches for as long as you wish, but do not step on the tables. Might get you removed from the tent really fast.
  • Do not take a beerstein or glass with you (or anything else that does not belong to you). They are checking bags when you leave. If they find a glass, it is legally considered theft. Should this happen to you, do not make a fuss about it. Usually, they just take the beerstein and let you go, but nothing can stop them from calling the police.
  • Do not smoke inside the tents. Smoking inside the tents is not permitted, beginning with the 2010 Oktoberfest.
  • Do not wear silly Oktoberfest hats. You will look like a tourist, really.

 

26. How can I meet my friends in a tent?

Meeting up with your friends in a tent can be difficult as it is very loud and you hardly understand a word on the mobile phone, so calling is out of question. You better text message each other. And then there is the problem with the tables. A group of people without reservation has problems getting in and finding a table. It's not impossible though, especially when your friends show up over time (i.e. your group size incrementally grows). In this case you occupy the table as more guests leave the fest. :-)

 

27. Where can I see Oktoberfest on German TV?

Local broadcaster München TV has the most complete coverage: a live show every night from 6 pm to 9 pm. You might as well try Bavarian broadcaster Bayerischer Rundfunk. They run a 30 minutes summary every night.

 

28. What is the best beer?

All the beers are fine, depending on your taste. However, there's that old Augustiner joke...

After work, all the brew masters from the Munich breweries sit together in a pub. Needless to say, each brewer orders beer from his own brand, i.e. the Löwenbräu guy orders Löwenbräu, the Hacker-Pschorr guy orders Hacker-Pschorr, and so on. Last one to go is the Augustiner guy. He orders a Coke. Everybody is stunned, asking - "why?" - "Well", he finally says with a wide grin, "if you are not ordering a beer, then I won't, too."

 

29. I am looking to try great local food. What is the best food?

You have a good choice of dishes. A must-try is the classic "Wiesn-Hendl" (grilled chicken), best enjoyed with French Fries. As they are really fresh, they definitely are delicious. There is no difference in quality between the various tents. They all have a high volume, so you won't have any bad surprises. Then you might want to try the ox at the Ochsenbraterei tent. If you are looking for traditional Bavarian cuisine, the Armbrustschützen tent and the Fischer-Vroni are the best places to go. Having said that, we think that all the tents are serving good and fresh food.

 


Mark Zanzig/zettpress

Steckerl Fish at Fischer Vroni
Mark Zanzig/zettpress

Young and drunk at the Oktoberfest
Mark Zanzig/zettpress

 

30. How much beer do you drink at Oktoberfest?

You should try to not drink too much. But how much is "too much"? Well, I'd say that two Mass beers (two liters) are OK. At three Mass beers you approach quickly the borderline. After three beer, you may not feel well the next morning. Four or more Mass beers, and getting home (or in fact, getting anywhere) may become difficult. And the next day will most likely be a mess.

There is one hard rule to avoid major complications: do not drink "Schnaps" (shots). Whatever they tell you. However they try to convince you. Just don't do it. Schnaps may send you to the floor within short time, and there is really nothing you can do about it. Just stick to beer, and you probably will be fine (sort of). Yep, I'd say this is the most important rule of all.

 

31. I do not speak any German. Will this be a serious problem?

I'd say - no problem.

You will probably bring your mini tourguide book that usually contains the German translation for the most important sentences and phrases anyway. And let's face it - you don't want to discuss the history of German literature with the waitress. You want her to bring some food, and some beer. :-) You can always ask for English menus in the tents. Most of them know that international guests are coming, and they cater for them.

When compiling our list of the most popular Oktoberfest songs we found out that about 67% of the songs are German, and 33% English. So even in the song-department you will be able to sing and dance! Clearly, it may be even more fun if you practice the German songs!

Anyway, here are the most important phrases:

Excuse me, how do I get to the Oktoberfest (to the Festwiese)?
Entschuldigung, wie komme ich zum Oktoberfest (zur Festwiese)?

Excuse me, is there space for the (two, three, four, five) of us at your table?
Entschuldigung, hätten sie wohl Platz für uns (zwei, drei, vier, fünf)?

(One, two, three, four, five) beers, please!
(Ein, zwei, drei, vier, fünf) Bier, bitte!

(One, two, three, four, five) chicken, please!
(Ein, zwei, drei, vier, fünf) Wiesn-Hendl, bitte!

We don't speak any German, could you please give us an English menu?
Wir sprechen kein Deutsch. Könnten Sie uns bitte englische Menükarten geben?

Where are the washrooms?
Wo befinden sich die Toiletten?

How much does this cost?
Wieviel kostet das?

Cheers!
Prost!

[In the taxi] Could you bring us to the Hotel XYZ, please?
Könnten Sie uns bitte zum Hotel XYZ bringen?

 

32. How is the bathroom situation in the beer tents? Are there long lines? Is it safe?

There are enough facilities, sort of. You will probably have to wait a few minutes in any case. When a tent is really full, and when the action has been going on for a while, say at six p.m. during the week, and at two p.m. during the weekend, people start to use the washrooms for obvious reasons. And they patiently queue up outside the washrooms.

For men, this usually means a wait between 5 and 10 minutes in the line.

For women, it means a wait between 10 and 20 minutes in the line. If that's the case, you sometimes see women who really can not hold it any longer rushing to the men's washrooms, or bypassing the entire line of waiting women. Not always in full agreement with the other women, I should add. The bathrooms are very safe, so you do not need anyone to join you to protect you. Please remember that your group should NEVER completely leave your table! Any empty table will be taken by new guests in no time!

 

33. I am going to the festival with my customers, but I do not want to get drunk in front of them. What can I do?

That's a good one. I have been in that situation more than once. You are indeed facing a genuine dilemma: if you do drink the beer like your customers do, you get seriously drunk and may do or say things you probably regret later. After all, your guests are still your customers. Not good. On the other hand, you go there specifically for the beer. So if you do not drink beer (or not much) you will be labeled as spoil-sport, sissy, or Mr. Boring. Not good either.

Here's the solution: as you are going to pay for all the beers and the food, you grab your waitress at the very beginning, take her to one of the main aisles and explain your rules for the evening:

"Look, these are my customers. I can't get drunk in front of them. So, whatever I say or do, you will get a beer without alcohol to me. Even when I order a round of five beers for all of us, you will bring four normal beers and one non-alcoholic beer for me. I am going to pay for all of us, and don't worry - you will get plenty of tip."
It's a win-win situation for all of you. The waitress knows that she has just one contact. She will get additional tip, and she knows that you will keep an eye on your group - which means less trouble for her. Your customers get drunk and believe you're getting drunk, too. And you can drink as much as you want while keeping all your senses (and have no headache the next day).

The obvious drawback: It is a really depressing experience to see the folks around you getting comfortably drunk while you have to stay sober. So try to keep smiling and try to have fun! Always think about the benefits for your business. :-)

 

34. Do you have tips for a single woman visiting the fest?

First, you do not need a reservation, because as a single person you are much more flexible than groups are. Should you encounter a "closed tent", you just wait a couple of minutes and sneak in once the tent is open again. Even in front of a closed tent, a single woman (who is not drunk yet!) can always tell the security guy that her colleagues are inside. Just be sober and friendly, you know the drill. He might actually let you in. :-)

Meeting new people is no problem. As a woman you will have to actually fend off the guys. Pick one of the tables where the guys are not too drunk, with plenty of normal people around (families, business guys, younger folks). It's not a good idea to inquire at a large table with just (drunk) males. They certainly will find a place for you, but will you have a fun time? Anyway, visitors to the fest come from everywhere in the world, with lots of English speakers around. So you have a good chance to meet someone. But also the locals like a nice chat.

If getting a seat is a problem in a packed tent, just ask the waitress politely for a place. She will almost always be able to assign a seat for you. You will want to avoid the darker corners of a tent. While you will not feel unsecure there (security is omnipresent), you will just experience half of the action (band, people, etc.). A good place is somewhere in the middle of the tent, not too close to the band, but not too far away either.

When asking for a seat at a table as a single woman, it is always a good idea to stay close to the aisle until you are more comfortable with the situation. That will make it more easy to get away should the need arise (because the guys can't behave). Alternatively, try to sit next to another woman in the group. The mood on a table can change quickly! It's just a matter of one additional round of beer. In such situations just grab your beer and leave the table. It is not unsafe at the festival, but sitting at a table among a bunch of drunk guys is not genuine fun either.

For a single woman, I do not think that all the tents are equally suitable. I'd avoid the Weinzelt (wine tent) which is not strictly a beer tent. A lot of older folks can be found here, so it's not that much fun anyway. Also they cater a very limited selection of beers. The Käfer tent is the place where the German celebreties hang around, but it's quite hard to get in, and it's not your typical tent either. The Hofbräu drowns in tourists (well, well). Hippodrom is interesting with its circus like interior design, but it's again not typical. Gay people tend to like the Bräurosl.

That leaves the following tents for your purposes:

  • Hacker
  • Armbrustschützen
  • Schottenhamel
  • Winzerer Fandl
  • Schützen Festzelt
  • Löwenbräu
  • Augustiner
  • Ochsenbraterei
  • Fischer Vroni
Finally, please consider buying a conservative Dirndl, the traditional female dress of Bavaria (see tips on what to wear to Oktoberfest). It looks good and will let you mingle more easily with the locals.

 

35. What time do tents close the doors?

The Beer Serving Hours are 10am to 10:30pm on weekdays, and 9am to 10:30pm on Saturdays, Sundays and holidays (exception: on opening Saturday they will start beer serving at noon). At 10:30pm the band will stop playing, the lights will go on, and the waitresses will clean the tables around you. Typically you will have left by 11pm. Only exception to this is the Käfer tent which closes at 1am (last orders at 12:15am).

 



36. Where are the best places to go after the fest closes in the evening?

When the big tents close, everybody heads to the Käfer tent first. They are allowed to open longer in the night. As you can imagine, the whole fest rushes there, so chances are close to nil to get in. You might be better off trying an hour before closing time, but do you really want to give up the table you have for the chance of getting into the Käfer?

But don't worry - there are many alternatives in the city:

  • P1 - Certainly one of the best After-Wiesn parties in the city, but extremely difficult to get in. Their doormen are known to be very selective. (No sneakers, Tracht is OK.)

  • Lenbach - My wifes favorite place to go with customers after the Fest. You can reserve a table in advance, but do not expect a lot of comfort: It is really packed. If you do not have a reservation, it is not as difficult to get in as the P1.

  • 8 Seasons - One of the coolest clubs in town, located within walking distance to the fest. Difficult to get in, but awesome once you are. :-)

  • Das Wiesnzelt - Why not continue the night in the Oktoberfest mood in the traditional Löwenbräu Keller. The venue resembles a real Oktoberfest beer tent, complete with waitresses in Dirndls and lots of Maßbier. Reservation recommended.

  • Kultfabrik - It is said to be the biggest party area of Europe. As there are so many clubs, you certainly will find a place that suits your taste. Lots of special offers for Oktoberfest visitors.

Not all of the clubs are open every night, so we recommend to check directly with them before you head there.

 


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Oktoberfest at Night
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37. I will stay for a couple of days in Munich - what are the must-see's?

Munich has plenty of attractions for the visitor. With its surroundings, you can easily spend four or five days here without getting bored. Here is -in no specific order- a list of attractions you should not miss when you are in Munich:

You may also consider these sidetrips to places close to Munich:

 

38. My question is not listed. How can I get an answer?

Well, well, you can always send me a mail with your question. I try to answer each serious question, but please do not hold your breath waiting for a reply. After all, I've got some photos to shoot... :-)

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Map of Oktoberfest Munich 2012 (preliminary)

Map of Oktoberfest Munich

 

Surroundings of Oktoberfest Munich 2012

Surrounding map of Oktoberfest Munich


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